Liverwurst
When you [D] go to the delicatessen store
Don't buy the liverwurst
[A] Don't buy the liverwurst
[D] Don't buy the liverwurst
It'll make your insides mighty sore
Don't buy the liverwurst
[A] Don't buy the liver-[D]wurst
Oh buy the [G] ham-bone if you must
The pickled [D] herring you can trust
And the [A] lobster will [A7] save you any [D] day (oh any day)
But that old [G] hunk of liverwurst
Has been there [D] since October 1st
And to-[A]day is the [A7] 31st of [D] May
So, when you [D] go to the delicatessen store
Don't buy the liverwurst
[A] Don't buy the liverwurst
[D] Don't buy the liverwurst
It'll make your insides mighty sore
Don't buy the liverwurst
[A] Don't buy the liver-[D]wurst